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jesus christ, stop being such a fucking sad sack. you’re a goddamn adult.

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THANKS FOR LEAVING ME A SINGLE PICKLE, TEAM

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  • got a new apartment
  • asked a lady out for coffee 
  • watched 4 episodes of The Mindy Project

I need to be sick more often. I’m getting things done all over the place.

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this carrot is as big as my wrist!!!!

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dutchster:

why can’t i meet cute girls who are into me at the places i like to hang out, like my room??

(via pleatedjeans)

Source: dutchster